FORT SMITH, AR—Providing her massive smiles and pats on the shoulder as they handed round slices of cake, employees at a neighborhood department workplace of Belle Level Insurance coverage celebrated worker Kathy Vershbow for her 40 steadfast years of being unable to retire, sources confirmed Wednesday. “It’s been great to see Kathy’s dedication to this place and to a job that, even in any case these years, nonetheless hasn’t supplied her with sufficient monetary safety to go away,” mentioned coworker Ben Ikeda, who remarked that with 4 many years of loyalty to the corporate, Vershbow had “actually earned her stripes,” giving her the chance to by no means cease working as a full-time claims adjuster till the day she dies. “I met Kathy after I first began right here, and I may inform manner again then that she was by no means going to make sufficient to someday put in her papers and go off someplace to take pleasure in her golden years. Positive sufficient, she’s nonetheless proper right here and nonetheless barely making it from test to test. I don’t know the way she does it!” At press time, Vershbow had reportedly been let go and changed with somebody 40 years youthful and prepared to work for 50 cents much less per hour.