Picture this: It’s 3 a.m. and you’re snoozing peacefully. The fan is gently whirring next to you; your silk eye mask is blocking out errant light; the dog is curled up at your feet, keeping them nice and warm… and then, CRASH. Suddenly, you’re convinced there’s a murderer inside the house (and so is the dog), so you stumble out of the bedroom to suss out the source of the noise.
Well, it’s not a murderer… it’s worse. The shower curtain rod has fallen down.
Somehow, your partner has slept through the ordeal, so you try in vain to reinstall the tension rod yourself. After what feels like hours of struggling and your arms shaking from the effort of holding it above your head, you think it’s probably good enough and shuffle back to bed. Surprise: it wasn’t good enough. The thing falls down as soon as you’re settled back under the covers. Oh, and once more while you’re trying to shower the next morning—just for good measure.
Let’s face it: once a tension rod has fallen, there’s little to no chance that it’s going to work properly again. If you don’t get it exactly right the first time, you’re probably doomed to repeat this 3 a.m. nightmare somewhere down the line, because the mechanisms in these things are just—well, they’re crap.
Fallen tension rods have plagued me multiple times in multiple homes. I’ve mostly lived in rentals with tiled showers, so I sadly never had the option to drill a rod into the wall or install a sliding glass door. I recently posted about these woes on Instagram, as one does, and received possibly one of the best messages of my life: there’s a hack for this.
An Instagram friend and professional organizer (@NewYorkeratHome), sent a link to a product that costs all of $7, and it might have changed my life. Adhesive. Tension. Rod. Holders! I mean, of course! How did it take me this long to realize there was a solution right in front of me? That I didn’t have to get a new tension rod each time it failed me?
I immediately ordered them and stuck them right up when they arrived, ecstatic that I could once again use the matte black shower curtain rod that perfectly coordinates with my bathroom. And guess what? They work like a charm. Since they’re clear, they blend seamlessly into the white tile, and not only do they add a little extra give for the rod to tighten into, the lip that holds up the rod prevents it from falling, even if it does loosen. Genius.
“Installation” (if you could even call it that) is as easy as peeling off the paper backing and sticking the holders up where you want the tension rod to sit. I ended up resticking them a few times to get the rod exactly where I wanted, and have had no issues with the adhesive. When we move out, I can simply peel them off! There’s also two different sizes, so make sure you check the circumference of your tension rod before ordering.
The best part? I can sleep peacefully knowing that the next time I hear a crash at 3 a.m., I at least know it wasn’t the shower curtain. Probably just a murderer.